Telstra Sucks (Standard Unisex cotton tee)
The citizens of the United States of America are united by one phrase: "this is my constitutional right".
What short phrase unites all citizens of Australia? I'll tell you: in fact, if you're an adult Australian and you've never paused for a moment to shout, say or think these two words "Telstra" and "Sucks" you may be un-Australian. ("Qantas sucks" is a close second).
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AS Colour Staple Tee
Midweight 180gsm
100% combed cotton.
A relaxed fit, super soft masterpiece. So incredible you could be forgiven for never taking it off. Although that's not recommended.
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| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Body Width (cm) | 43 | 47 | 52 | 56.5 | 61 | 64 | 68 | 75 | 87 |
| Body Length (cm) | 68 | 71 | 75 | 78.5 | 82 | 83.5 | 85 | 87 | 89 |


